And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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