I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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