How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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