Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
