you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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