do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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