She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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