just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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