Can Purell be used as lube?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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