So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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