You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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