He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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