Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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