did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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