Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
