i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
