well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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