it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Randomize
