I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
as a side note pls kill me
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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