i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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