No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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