i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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