arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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