Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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