so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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