i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
