Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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