He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Randomize
