it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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