Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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