Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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