dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
A+ Viking dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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