He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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