Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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