But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Semen is not good for contacts.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
