so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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