i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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