I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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