he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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