she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
