My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
should my penis look like a turkey
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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