rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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