whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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