I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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