if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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