quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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