i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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