I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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