You work out of a Hotel?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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