she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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