hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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