escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
