He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So apparently I’m into choking now
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