i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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