Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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