I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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