kristin has been a bad kristin
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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